P.S. s/globak/global

Yeah, is it too much to ask that in a two-line top-level post, over half of which is transcribed to get stuff like that right?

Anyway, I'd like to self-servingly nominate this recent exchange as a case study in more advanced baloney detection, where someone's supercool, unfairly suppressed Theory of Everything turns out to be, "Um, find the solution some other way, and then shoehorn it into my theory."