Instead, I'll request that people not upvote the Bozo button, as I am looking for a quorum number of "is a bozo" votes.

I suspected as much, but again I reiterate that a large majority of us want you to stay around; although you disagree with us on some points we find uncontroversial among rationalists, you're nonetheless intelligent and arguing in good faith, and these things happen. I submit that a Non-Bozo button would get many more votes (including mine) than the above Bozo Button.