How many dresses do you have?

My figure's no good for a dress, but I do have more than one good-sized closet full of clothes.

How many shoes?

Due to a condition, I mostly just wear sneakers. However, I do have a couple of other pairs of shoes for when it's really important to look good or match an outfit.

How many shampoos?

I have one, which is as many as my wife has. How many do you need? I did an evaluation of which shampoo works best with my hair several years ago, and technology really hasn't advanced enough in the past decade and a half to bother re-evaluating Pantene Pro-V (though knock-off brands do perform just about as well). I also use the same brand of conditioner, and a couple different kinds of hair product.

Do you regularly shave your arms and legs?

Not anymore. Cutting oneself shaving is an avenue for infection, and I've had problems with skin infection in my legs. Also, my hair grows too quickly so I have serious stubble just a couple hours after shaving. Armpits, though, are a must.

Did you ever try to wax any part of your body, and do you have any idea how it feels?

Yes. Really not impressed with the performance as compared to depilatory creams, which are much less painful.

Did you ever dye your hair?

No way. That's terrible for your hair. I have tried colored gels, but haven't found any that really work with my color.

Were you ever seriously concerned that the tips of your hair were splitting ever-so-slightly and you must do something about that?

Yes, but it's always a cost-benefit analysis, as I don't want to cut my hair shorter than I have to, and Pantene does a decent job of 'repairing' those sorts of problems, to some extent.

Was there a point to these questions?