I suppose you make a remarkable illustration of how people with no cosmic ambitions and brainwashed by the self-help industry, don't even have any goals in life that require direct brain editing, and aren't much willing to imagine them because it implies that their own brains are (gasp!) inadequate.
Wow, somebody's cranky today. (I could equally note that you're an illustration of what happens when people try to build a technical solution to a human problem... while largely ignoring the human side of the problem.)
Solving cooler technical problems or having more brain horsepower sure would be nice. But as I already know from personal experience, just being smarter than other people doesn't help, if it just means you execute your biases and misconceptions with greater speed and an increased illusion of certainty.
Hence, I consider the sort of self-modification that removes biases, misconceptions, and motivated reasoning to be both vastly more important and incredibly more urgent than the sort that would let me think faster, while retaining the exact same blindspots.
But if you insist on hacking brain hardware directly or in emulation, please do start with debugging support: the ability to see in real-time what belief structures are being engaged in reaching a decision or conclusion, with nice tracing readouts of all their backing assumptions. That would be really, really useful, even if you never made any modifications outside the ones that would take place by merely observing the debugger output.
you're an illustration of what happens when people try to build a technical solution to a human problem
If there were a motivator captioned "TECHNICAL SOLUTIONS TO HUMAN PROBLEMS", I would be honored to have my picture appear on it, so thank you very much.
..fragments of a book that would never be written...
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Captain Selena, late of the pirate ship Nemesis, quietly extended the very tip of her blade around the corner, staring at the tiny reflection on the metal. At once, but still silently, she pulled back the sword; and with her other hand made a complex gesture.
The translation spell told Hirou that the handsigns meant: "Orcs. Seven."
Dolf looked at Hirou. "My Prince," the wizard signed, "do not waste yourself against mundane opponents. Do not draw the Sword of Good as yet. Leave these to Selena."
Hirou's mouth was very dry. He didn't know if the translation spell could understand the difference between wanting to talk and wanting to make gestures; and so Hirou simply nodded.
Not for the first time, the thought occurred to Hirou that if he'd actually known he was going to be transported into a magical universe, informed he was the long-lost heir to the Throne of Bronze, handed the legendary Sword of Good, and told to fight evil, he would have spent less time reading fantasy novels. Joined the army, maybe. Taken fencing lessons, at least. If there was one thing that didn't prepare you for fantasy real life, it was sitting at home reading fantasy fiction.
Dolf and Selena were looking at Hirou, as if waiting for something more.
Oh. That's right. I'm the prince.
Hirou raised a finger and pointed it around the corner, trying to indicate that they should go ahead -
With a sudden burst of motion Selena plunged around the corner, Dolf following hard on her heels, and Hirou, startled and hardly thinking, moving after.
(This story ended up too long for a single LW post, so I put it on yudkowsky.net.
Do read the rest of the story there, before continuing to the Acknowledgments below.)
Acknowledgments:
I had the idea for this story during a conversation with Nick Bostrom and Robin Hanson about an awful little facet of human nature I call "suspension of moral disbelief". The archetypal case in my mind will always be the Passover Seder, watching my parents and family and sometimes friends reciting the Ten Plagues that God is supposed to have visited on Egypt. You take drops from the wine glass - or grape juice in my case - and drip them onto the plate, to symbolize your sadness at God slaughtering the first-born male children of the Egyptians. So the Seder actually points out the awfulness, and yet no one says: "This is wrong; God should not have done that to innocent families in retaliation for the actions of an unelected Pharaoh." I forget when I first realized how horrible that was - the real horror being not the Plagues, of course, since they never happened; the real horror is watching your family not notice that they're swearing allegiance to an evil God in a happy wholesome family Cthulhu-worshiping ceremony. Arbitrarily hideous evils can be wholly concealed by a social atmosphere in which no one is expected to point them out and it would seem awkward and out-of-place to do so.
In writing it's even simpler - the author gets to create the whole social universe, and the readers are immersed in the hero's own internal perspective. And so anything the heroes do, which no character notices as wrong, won't be noticed by the readers as unheroic. Genocide, mind-rape, eternal torture, anything.
Explicit inspiration was taken from this XKCD (warning: spoilers for The Princess Bride), this Boat Crime, and this Monty Python, not to mention that essay by David Brin and the entire Goblins webcomic. This Looking For Group helped inspire the story's title, and everything else flowed downhill from there.