I read this and told myself that it only takes five minutes to have an insight. Five minutes later, here's what I'm thinking:

Anthropic reasoning is confusing because it treats consciousness as a primitive. By doing so, we're committing LW's ultimate no-no: assuming an ontologically fundamental mental state. We need to find a way to reformulate anthropic reasoning in terms Solomonoff induction. If we can successfully do so, the paradox will dissolve.