And if Michael Behe manages to defeat the college student, then he can go on to debate a PhD, and if that doesn't work, Behe gets to talk to P. Z. Myers, and in the unlikely event Behe manages not to get his butt handed to him by P. Z. Myers, he would have earned the right to debate Richard Dawkins.

And who decides the winner? I fear we would end up with something like this:

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/new_live_poll_allows_pundits_to :)