So I'd intended this story as a bit of utterly deranged fun, but it got out of control and ended up as a deep philosophical exploration, and now those of you who care will have to wade through the insanity. I'm sorry. I just can't seem to help myself.
I know that writing crossover fanfiction is considered one of the lower levels to which an author can sink. Alas, I've always been a sucker for audacity, and I am the sort of person who couldn't resist trying to top the entire... but never mind, you can see for yourself.
Click on to read my latest story and first fanfiction, a Vernor Vinge x Greg Egan crackfic.
This is what I've got. I suspect some of the characters I couldn't place are from anime/manga, which I've never been interested in. Otherwise, in rot13:
Gur guerr vqragvpny-ybbxvat oblf: Gbz Fjvsg?
Gur zvqqyr-ntrq jbzna jvgu n "dhvgr crphyvne qrzrnabe": Nyvpr.
Gnyy zna jvgu n funirq urnq: Ybhvf Jh.
Obl jvgu gur fpne ba uvf sberurnq: Uneel Cbggre.
Zna jvgu gur fubpx bs lryybj unve: Wbua Pbafgnagvar.
Obl va benatr jvagre pbng: Xraal.
Gur gnyy zna jvgu chcvyf "yvxr fgnef va gur avtug": Qernz (gur Raqyrff).
Gur zna jub bayl fnvq "Trg ba jvgu vg!": Wbua Pyrrfr, V fhccbfr?
Gur Anzryrff Bar vf sebz Cynarfpncr Gbezrag.
Gur Qbpgbe jvgu gur fpnes vf gur Sbhegu.
Gur jbzna jvgu gur fvyire ubbc: Kran.
Gur thl jub yvtugf gur gerr fghzc ba sver: Envfgyva Znwrer, V nffhzr?
Gur zhfphyne zna jvgu gur yragvphyne pelfgny: N Yrafzna (Ivetvy Fnzzf?)
For the first one... you mean the ones with the numbers on them? I don't quite understand why you think they are who you seem to think they are.