No, but give me an imperfect self-replicator and a few billion years and I may well be able to produce a creature that perceives, experiences and describes colour in much the same way that Mitchell Porter does.

which proves exactly nothing about whether or how it is being done physically.

Monads, midichlorians and phlogiston just aren't required to explain the phenomena that can be seen in the universe.

They aren't required to expalin the phenomena that have been explained. As to the phenomena that have not been explained...