Hm, what about being constipated with hemorrhoids?
ETA: No wait, how about this: same as above, but, assuming you're a male, with the intestines so full that they press against the prostate (basically the "core" of your pleasure/pain generator) and keep you from being able to urinate.
Then, top it off with a severe hangover headache.
Who would prefer being proven wrong to all of that? Me.
Yup, that's way worse.
... TMI?
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