News: Improbable Coincidence Slows LHC Repairs

7 Post author: Zack_M_Davis 06 November 2009 07:24AM

Related to: How Many LHC Failures is Too Many?

My first reaction to this was that it had to be a joke, but I thought Less Wrong readers would like to know that The Times of London is reporting that repairs on the Large Hadron Collider have been delayed by overheating caused by a piece of bread, possibly dropped by a bird:

The rehabilitation of the beleaguered Large Hadron Collider was on hold tonight after the failure of one of its powerful cooling units caused by an errant chunk of baguette.

The £4 billion particle-collider faced more than a year of delays after a helium leak stymied the project in its first few days of operation. It is gradually being switched back on over the coming months but suffered a new setback on Tuesday morning.

Scientists at the CERN particle physics laboratory in Geneva noticed that the system’s carefully monitored temperatures were creeping up.

Further investigation into the failure of a cryogenic cooling plant revealed an unusual impediment. A piece of crusty bread had paralysed a high voltage installation that should have been powering the cooling unit. [...]

A spokeswoman for CERN confirmed that baguette was responsible for the latest hiatus, but she conceded that mystery surrounded the way it got into the vital power installation, which is protected by high security fences.

“Nobody knows how it got there,” she told The Times. “The best guess is that it was dropped by a bird, either that or it was thrown out of a passing aeroplane.”

“Obviously this was slightly surprising. Within the team there was some amusement once they had relaxed after initial concerns.”

I'm rather confident that this is just a meaningless coincidence, but in light of the anthropic speculations last year about the LHC's technical difficulties, I thought this was worth sharing.

Hat tip MBlume

 

Comments (27)

Comment author: Eliezer_Yudkowsky 06 November 2009 04:07:45PM *  3 points [-]

There's no way a collider that large could be brought down by one bird! The damage was obviously done by a 747! WAKE UP SHEEPHYSICISTS!

Comment author: pwno 06 November 2009 05:17:51PM 4 points [-]

No - it was Superman.

Comment author: cousin_it 06 November 2009 09:41:20AM *  3 points [-]

Piece of bread, huh? The anthropic explanation loses out to the obvious one that they're stealing public money and covering it up.

Comment author: Nick_Tarleton 06 November 2009 06:29:20PM 2 points [-]

We can't count this as anthropically explained, until such time as the LHC would have been turned on were it not for the... baguette... at which point, suddenly, we will be able to.

Or so the naive theory says, but can that possibly be right?

Comment author: Jack 06 November 2009 08:36:03PM 1 point [-]

We could be a historical simulation of an anthropically selected future...

Comment author: Furcas 06 November 2009 07:45:39AM 2 points [-]

I don't know much about the LHC, but isn't it ridiculous that such a high tech system be disabled just by dropping bread on it?

Comment author: Zack_M_Davis 06 November 2009 08:25:55AM 2 points [-]

Not at all. There's no rule that says that expensive or sophisticated technology must also be sturdy. These are separate questions.

Comment author: Jack 06 November 2009 08:58:42AM 13 points [-]

The two questions are obviously logically distinct but if you spent 4 billion euros on a machine you'd think you'd put a tarp over it or something.

Comment author: SilasBarta 06 November 2009 03:44:04PM *  3 points [-]

What Jack said. Furcas wasn't saying, "The system is high-tech -- how is it possible for falling bread to disable it?" which would be an instance of that fallacy. Rather, Furcas's point was, "Hey, they have such an elaborate system -- how could they have missed this failure mode?"

At least, that's how I think most would read it.

Comment author: RobinZ 06 November 2009 03:47:00PM *  2 points [-]

How did they miss the poor quality of the O-rings in the Challenger disaster? Hindsight bias must be taken into account, here. (And note that they were astonished that the piece of bread made it in, according to the quoted part of the article.)

(Edit: I do not mean to imply that SilasBarta specifically was falling victim to said bias, here.)

Comment author: SilasBarta 06 November 2009 04:25:29PM 1 point [-]

Yes, hindsight bias should be taken into account. But the cases differ in that you have to have detailed technical knowledge to understand why O-rings can fail and why that failure would matter.

In constrast, most people, even without any technical knowledge, already know to check how they need to protect expensive stuff from nature.

Comment author: RobinZ 06 November 2009 04:27:14PM *  1 point [-]

So, how many baguette pieces have you had to fish out of your recycling bin lately? Note that the article states the piece was found inside the building.

Comment author: Zachary_Kurtz 06 November 2009 02:55:05PM 0 points [-]

We discussed this at the last NYC OB/LW meetup. I'm becoming more in love with the "anthropic speculations." Of course, its impossible to prove empirically until the universe is already destroyed.

Comment author: Arenamontanus 09 November 2009 05:00:59PM 0 points [-]

Actually, if you do the experiment a number of times and always get suspicious hindrances, then you have good empirical evidence that something anthropic is going on... and that you likely have self-destroyed yourself in a lot of universes.

Comment author: Zachary_Kurtz 09 November 2009 06:15:44PM -2 points [-]

False actually. If you do the experiment a number of times and always get "suspicious" hindrances, then all you have is a lot of confirmational biases if you assume that the reason is anthropic.

Confirmation can't provide definitive empirical proof, only "dis-comfirmation" can. This is especially true when your underlying assumption is unobservable, like multiverse theory.

Comment author: Jack 09 November 2009 06:37:08PM *  0 points [-]

Be honest. Are you zombie Karl Popper?

Seriously, falsificationism isn't going to be popular on a website where people are obsessed with Bayes. Also, it is wrong. To begin with you can't actually disconfirm anything (in the way you mean). Also, nothing has been confirmed (in the way you mean). Yes, falsifiability is neither necessary nor sufficient for something to be provable.

Comment author: Zachary_Kurtz 09 November 2009 07:16:09PM 0 points [-]

I get what you mean, but I would hardly classify failing to destroy ourselves as "good empirical evidence." For each time you replicate the experiment (and we survive) it does seem more likely that something is preventing us from turning on the LHC. But how many replications is significant (who the hell knows).

And how do you reach the conclusion that we are destroying ourselves in other universes (no evidence of this)?

After all these experiments, all you know is that the LHC isn't turning on. You don't really have evidence of anything going in potential parallel universes.

The whole argument smacks of circular logic. You're starting with the assumption that multiple universes exist (which may be a good assumption, I'm not trying to say otherwise) and use the experiments to prove something funky is happening elsewhere in the multiverse.

Such a story might be internally consistent, but I fail to see the empiricism.

Comment author: AllanCrossman 09 November 2009 07:59:50PM 0 points [-]

After all these experiments, all you know is that the LHC isn't turning on. You don't really have evidence of anything going in potential parallel universes.

Sure you do - the probability of you making the observation that the LHC persistently fails to turn on is something like 1 if MWI is true and if a functional LHC would destroy the world; it's surely much lower otherwise.

Comment author: Zachary_Kurtz 09 November 2009 08:18:51PM 0 points [-]

The probability of you making the observation that the LHC persistently fails to turn on is something like 1 if there exists a malevolent God who doesn't want humans to learn more about physics.

I don't see how God (and other bad explanations) can be ruled out given the experimental conditions being described. You've observed that the LHC can't be turned on but the only reason, as far as I can tell, why the MWI is being chosen as the source of the dilemma is because we're already starting with the assumption that the MWI is correct and relevant here.

If this is not actually a 'begging the question' fallacy, please demonstrate, or I'll assume either myself or everyone else is missing something important.

Comment author: Jack 09 November 2009 09:20:42PM 1 point [-]

Ok, either MWI is true or it is not true, correct? And either the LHC destroys planets or it doesn't. So we have 4 possibilities.

MWT-LHCD; MWF-LHCD; MWT-LHCND; and MWF-LHCND

If MWT-LHCD: you will observe lots of LHC test failures. The more test failures the higher this probability.

If MWF-LHCD: You will die.

If MWT-LHCND:The LHC will work and not suffer an unreasonable amount of delay.

If MWF-LHCND: The LHC will work and not suffer an unreasonable amount of delay.

It is a little more complicated than that since there are other hypotheses that might better explain test failures, but in general, the more test failures you see the higher you should estimate the probability of option one. Nowhere in this proof did I assume the truth of MWI.

Comment author: Zachary_Kurtz 09 November 2009 09:43:22PM 1 point [-]

there are other hypotheses that might better explain test failures

This quote is key. Other hypotheses could produce the same outcome as MWT-LHCD. Therefore MWF-LHCD actually has two possible outcomes. MW is false and we die. or MW is false and something else keeps us from dying.

The only reason we'd ignore the second possibility is if we assume MW is true and other hypotheses are irrelevant.

It may not be a bad assumption, but this is hardly empirical proof.

Comment author: Jack 10 November 2009 07:04:22AM 1 point [-]

Right, so with two or three delays the best explanation is poor management and happenstance. But the chances of 30+ delays being produced by anything but MWT-LHCD is a lot lower. With every delay then, the probability of MWT-LHCD increases.

It is like I have given you a natural law, say that objects fall toward the Earth. At first, you're skeptical so you drop an object and sure enough it falls toward the Earth. But then you think, hey wait a minute, maybe it is just this object that falls toward the Earth, so you drop another. And another. How many objects do you have to see fall before you believe in gravity?

Comment author: AllanCrossman 09 November 2009 09:11:56PM 0 points [-]

the only reason, as far as I can tell, why the MWI is being chosen as the source of the dilemma is because we're already starting with the assumption that the MWI is correct and relevant here.

I think we're starting with the assumption that it's vastly more likely than the other possible explanations.