Vladimir_Nesov comments on Hamster in Tutu Shuts Down Large Hadron Collider - Less Wrong

38 Post author: Eliezer_Yudkowsky 06 November 2009 04:29PM

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Comment author: Vladimir_Nesov 06 November 2009 05:08:56PM 4 points [-]

It didn't.

Comment author: CannibalSmith 06 November 2009 05:22:35PM 3 points [-]

I mean I don't think there would be any hamster bits to clean up. The detector would just see mysterious extra carbon ions.

Comment author: Jonathan_Graehl 06 November 2009 07:32:07PM 1 point [-]

I didn't think they collided that much (rest) mass, so I'd expect the result to be VERY unusual.

Comment author: Eliezer_Yudkowsky 06 November 2009 08:51:03PM *  3 points [-]

The protons would smash into the hamster instead of each other, distributing their energy into the hamster's much larger rest mass.

Comment author: RolfAndreassen 06 November 2009 09:12:50PM 2 points [-]

Ok, but where do the 724 megajoules come from? Although 3.5 TeV is a lot of energy for a particular particle to have, it's not really that much in absolute terms.

Comment author: Eliezer_Yudkowsky 06 November 2009 09:41:26PM 2 points [-]

Wikipedia's figure on the total intensity of both proton beams. Albeit, come to think, I'm not sure if that was for 3.5TeV intensity or full intensity.

Comment author: RolfAndreassen 06 November 2009 10:34:02PM 1 point [-]

Ah yes, that works. Fair enough. Although not every proton would interact with the hamster on its first pass, and then you'd likely get a quench on the second.

Comment author: UnholySmoke 12 November 2009 10:59:10AM 2 points [-]

There's a thesis in there somewhere.

We all know what's really going down. The Dark Lords of the Matrix are currently cacking themselves and coming up with semi-plausible reasons to break the thing until they can decide on a long-term strategy.