I don't claim to be either mortal or immortal. I predict that no evidence of my mortality will be presented to me in 2010... or ever. My definition of legitimate evidence is evidence which would leave me without a reasonable doubt that I'm going to die... and stay dead.... forever. In the absence of any such evidence being presented to me, I have no recourse but to consider myself to be immortal. You may too. I'm particularly fond of coconuts and virgins.

Really though, do you guys ever just say die, from the get go, and move on to the next, actually debatable, thing? It's like I threw ball or som.... {Woof!} As I was saying, it's like I threw a B-A-L-L or something.