"My powerful brain has come up with a topic for my paper."

"Great."

"I'll write about the debate over Tyrannosaurs. Were they fearsome predators or disgusting scavengers?"

"Which side will you defend?"

"Oh, I believe they were fearsome predators, definitely."

"How come?"

"They're so much cooler that way."

Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes (via Pharyngula)