That's kind of funny considering that I have a significant portion of my shins that are putrefying in fact (this is the origin of the "I am a Zombie" claim). I have gaping wounds on my shins from a motorcycle accident.

That is funny that they have a real delusion for it. I'll bet that one of my ex's would know about it. She's a for real necrophiliac, and was actually fired once for having sex with a corpse (She's a mortician/embalmer). She used to drool over my legs and would always ask me to not change the bandages for a few days so that the stink would increase... That relationship didn't last long.