Dear Omega Corporation,

Hello, I and my colleagues are a few of many 3D cross-sections of a 4D branching tree-blob referred to as "Guy Srinivasan". These cross-sections can be modeled as agents with preferences, and those near us along the time-axis of Guy Srinivasan have preferences, abilities, knowledge, etc. very, very correlated to our own.

Each of us agrees that: "So of course I cooperate with them on one-shot cooperation problems like a prisoner's dilemma! Or, more usually, on problems whose solutions are beyond my abilities but not beyond the abilities of several cross-sections working together, like writing this response."

As it happens, we all prefer that cross-sections of Guy Srinivasan not be inside an MBLS. A weird preference, we know, but there it is. We're pretty sure that if we did prefer that cross-sections of Guy Srinivasan were inside an MBLS, we'd have the ability to cause many of them to be inside an MBLS and act on it (free trial!!), so we predict that if other cross-sections (remember, these have abilities correlated closely with our own) preferred it then they'd have the ability and act on it. Obviously this leads to outcomes we don't prefer, so all other things being equal, we will avoid taking actions which lead to other cross-sections preferring that cross-sections be inside an MBLS.

What's even worse is that if they prefer cross-sections to be inside an MBLS, they can probably make other cross-sections prefer it, too! Which wouldn't be a problem if we wanted cross-sections to prefer to be inside an MBLS more than we wanted cross-sections to not be inside an MBLS, but that's just not the way we are.

We'll cooperate with those other cross-sections, but not to the exclusion of our preferences. By lumping us all together as the 4D branching tree-blob Guy Srinivasan, you do us all (and most importantly members of this coalition) a disservice.

Sincerely, A Coalition of Correlated 3D Cross-Sections of Guy Srinivasan