Order modafinil online. Take it, using 'count backwards then swallow the pill' if necessary. Then, use the temporary boost in mental energy to call a shrink.
I have found this useful at times.
Adrafinil is similar to modafinil, only it's much cheaper because its patent has expired.
We've had these for a year, I'm sure we all know what to do by now.
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