After reading this thread, I can only offer one piece of advice:
You need to see a medical doctor, and fast. Your problems are clearly more serious than anything we can deal with here. If you have to, call 911 and have them carry you off in an ambulance.
We've had these for a year, I'm sure we all know what to do by now.
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