(looks up Sean Maher)

Oh no, I look nothing like that. I look like a dork, not a movie star :-)

I feel bad that this behavior would scare you. Honestly I don't know that I ever scared a single person in my life, man or woman. I mean, you could probably beat me up if you wanted to :-) Humorous shrieks are a common girl response; scared shrieks, no. But... okay. I'm playing a numbers game anyway, some form of evasion is the expected response.