When a view like this is on the table consequentialism starts to look pretty empty. (Just take the value function that ranks outcomes solely based on how many lies you personally tell.)

Consequentialist value systems are a huge class; of course not all consequentialist value systems are praiseworthy! But there are terrible agent-neutral value systems, too, including conventional value systems with an extra minus sign, Clippy values, and plenty of others.

Here's a non-agent-neutral consequentialist value that you might find more praiseworthy: prefer the well-being of friends and family over strangers.