[Tarski's theorem] asserts that there's no first-order description of what statements are true in a system that lies in the system.
You'd need be careful about what "system" or "description" are you talking about, since you can weakly represent, say, the set of statements true in Robinson arithmetic (which is recursively enumerable), in Robinson arithmetic. There is a formula s(-) with one free variable such that
Q |- s(gn(f)) iff Q |- f
where gn(f) is the Gödel number of (arbitrary) statement f and Q is Robinson arithmetic.
Yes, I know that. I was being deliberately imprecise because it is very easy in this case to get lost in the technical details. My intention was not to convey the theorem's precise statement but rather convey to Tim why it doesn't apply in the context he's trying to use it.
You know that automated proof verifiers exist, right? And also that programs can know their own source code? Well, here's a puzzle for you:
Consider a program A that knows its own source code. The algorithm of A is as follows: generate and check all possible proofs up to some huge size (3^^^^3). If A finds a proof that A returns 1, it returns 1. If the search runs to the end and fails, it returns 0. What will this program actually return?
Wait, that was the easy version. Here's a harder puzzle:
Consider programs A and B that both know their own, and each other's, source code. The algorithm of A is as follows: generate and check all proofs up to size 3^^^^3. If A finds a proof that A returns the same value as B, it returns 1. If the search fails, it returns 0. The algorithm of B is similar, but possibly with a different proof system and different length limit. What will A and B return?
This second puzzle is a formalization of a Prisoner's Dilemma strategy proposed by Eliezer: "I cooperate if and only I expect you to cooperate if and only if I cooperate". So far we only knew how to make this strategy work by "reasoning from symmetry", also known as quining. But programs A and B can be very different - a human-created AI versus an extraterrestrial crystalloid AI. Will they cooperate?
I may have a tentative proof that the answer to the first problem is 1, and that in the second problem they will cooperate. But: a) it requires you to understand some logic (the diagonal lemma and Löb's Theorem), b) I'm not sure it's correct because I've only studied the subject for the last four days, c) this margin is too small to contain it. So I put it up here. I submit this post with the hope that, even though the proof is probably wrong or incomplete, the ideas may still be useful to the community, and someone else will discover the correct answers.
Edit: by request from Vladimir Nesov, I reposted the proofs to our wiki under my user page. Many thanks to all those who took the time to parse and check them.