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Sorry for the ... sloppy English.
In this post, your command of English is indistinguishable from a native speaker's. If you have an estimate of how fluent in typing English you are, I suggest you strengthen it :)
I haven't learned how to upvote comments yet. I'll upvote yours when I have.