wedrifid comments on Luminosity (Twilight fanfic) discussion thread - Less Wrong

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Comment author: wedrifid 13 September 2010 08:17:57AM 6 points [-]

"Of course, Bella." I felt so accommodated. I'd told Aro that my coven didn't revolve around me, but in some sense, since I'd entered their sphere of attention, it had. Bella asked to see vampires doing tricks; Bella wants us to perform egg extraction surgery on her; Bella has been targeted by an unstoppable tracker; Bella needs to be picked up in Italy; Bella has rendered it necessary that we move to Norway; Bella's turning; Bella's a newborn; Bella's a special snowflake; Bella needs a test human; Bella's getting married; Bella needs a private South Atlantic island on which to honeymoon; Bella wants to rescue a human she met once; Bella wants to throw in the human's brother; and now Bella's traipsing around without telling anybody what she's up to...

Bella probably needn't worry too much. I suspect that after hundreds of years of vampire speed enhanced and sleep-free years I'd relish the chance to borrow someone else's goals to achieve for a while if they were willing to share them with me!