Alicorn comments on Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality discussion thread, part 3 - Less Wrong

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Comment author: Alicorn 02 September 2010 02:45:48AM 10 points [-]

If one Hufflepuff happened to have them, imagine the loyal, hardworking, tight-knit followers, diligently working to acquire the traits deemed necessary...

Comment author: wedrifid 02 September 2010 02:49:30AM *  2 points [-]

Dark Marks would barely even be necessary! I wonder how difficult it would be to game or work around the house selection system somehow. Can the sorting hat see through mind control spells?

Comment author: Alicorn 02 September 2010 02:50:45AM 6 points [-]

All you have to do is think really hard that you can't stand any other house, will not find your fellows there, will not reach your full potential...

Comment author: wedrifid 02 September 2010 02:55:21AM 6 points [-]

Or, and this is where the real threat of Hufflepuffs comes in, you really just want to help help people but are rather confused about how to go about doing so. (Unless the confusion is on the part of those who are using the label 'Dark' and you really are helping them.) Altruists are scary. Hard to control.

Comment author: Alicorn 02 September 2010 02:57:16AM 11 points [-]

"For the greater good!"

Comment author: KevinC 06 September 2010 09:37:11AM 11 points [-]

I could imagine a Hufflepuff developing some spell to merge or link minds so the group can be even more cohesive and cooperative. A Hufflepuff Borganism could be pretty freakin' scary. "We are One. We are Together. We are Loyal. You should join Us. Yes, yes, you really, really should. What's that? Oh. You just don't know what's best for you. Let Us help you."

Comment author: taw 02 September 2010 03:59:11AM 4 points [-]

Anyone who tries to manipulate Sorting Hat at age of 11 would automatically and deservingly be sent straight into Slytherin.

Comment author: wedrifid 02 September 2010 04:11:51AM *  2 points [-]

Do you think it is possible for the Sorting Hat to see through powerful mind control spells? Modified memories, obliviation, imperius, etc.

Better yet, polyjuice. Send some other kid in that looks like you and is willing to go along with your plan out of loyalty.

Just brainstorming here. It's quite possible that the Hat would yell out "Well, this guy is going to Hufflepuff but wedrifid is going to Ravenclaw!"

Which reminds me, the hat works by piggybacking of the intelligence of the wearer. So I would pick the dumbest Hufflepuff friend that I could find!

Comment author: taw 02 September 2010 04:21:36AM 1 point [-]

It was made by founders of Hogwarts. Possibly Dark Lord or Dumbledore could cast a spell like that, but few 11 year olds or their parents.

Comment author: wedrifid 02 September 2010 04:36:40AM *  5 points [-]

I wonder how much consideration the founders put in to the effects of non-magical chemical interventions.

On the day before the sorting I could conceive and then carry out the following plan:

  • Pack a lunch packed lunch which includes a beverage dosed with MDMA.
  • Ensure that I will eat this food in preference to purchasing off the trolley. Either by writing a note or by giving my parents instructions to remind me quite seriously.
  • Drug myself with an amnesiatic cocktail and so forget the plan.

MDMA would likely be sufficient to influence the sorting. Especially if combined with extensive psychotherapy over several months. Since you have allowed influence by the parents there is even more scope for influencing the sorting by non magical means. Chemical and psychological interventions can make a huge and somewhat reversible influence on psychological traits.

There may be similar non magical ways to enhance a polyjuice based plan. Legal name changes. Chemically enhanced hazing to convince the volunteer that their actual name is wedrifid, etc.

Wizards are notoriously narrow minded when considering non-magical loopholes, especially in the MoR!reality. Bypassing the hat as an eleven year old may be difficult without assistance but should definitely be possible with parental assistance. As an extreme measure:

  • At age 10 backup all your memories.
  • Have the parents introduce retrogade amnesia and solid brainwashing over months or a year.
  • Restore the memories at the Christmas holidays and work hard to reverse all changes. This should be possible because magical intervention can be used in the healing process without the hat interfering. Apart from healing spells things up to and including self cast imperius can be used.
Comment author: taw 02 September 2010 05:06:56AM 3 points [-]

But what would be the point? Has the Sorting Hat ever placed anyone in a House they very strongly didn't want to be placed?

It assigned Harry to Gryffindor not Slytherin because Harry was strongly against the idea of joining Slytherin.

I'd guess with strict system like that, most people get pre-conceptions about which house they belong to long before sorting, so Hat's job is usually very easy.

Comment author: wedrifid 02 September 2010 05:29:34AM 4 points [-]

But what would be the point? Has the Sorting Hat ever placed anyone in a House they very strongly didn't want to be placed?

It quite probably has, and would.

It assigned Harry to Gryffindor not Slytherin because Harry was strongly against the idea of joining Slytherin.

The hat isn't complying here just noting that wanting desperately not to be Slytherin is evidence that you are not most suited to being a Slytherin. Me wanting desperately to be a Hufflepuff because it gives me access to a whole lot of Hufflepuffs to be my loyal minions might not be quite so persuasive.

Comment author: taw 02 September 2010 05:51:28AM 2 points [-]

It quite probably has, and would.

Well, Hermione's sorting is another example of Hat taking person's preferences into account.

Is there any good counter-example?

Me wanting desperately to be a Hufflepuff because it gives me access to a whole lot of Hufflepuffs to be my loyal minions might not be quite so persuasive.

I'd expect people to develop serious plans of taking over the world at some age older than 11, but feel free to write fanfic to the contrary.

But if you believed strongly in value of loyalty, that might be enough. Hermione, Neville, and Peter Pettigrew all seem to have been sorted based on their value system more than on their actual traits - otherwise their sorting makes little sense.