I didn't ask if it is a paperclip, I asked if it is sentient.
??? This again. "And I didn't ask if it was User:JGWeissman, I asked if it is sentient."
Paperclips are sentient. User:JGWeissman is sentient. Plastic "paperclips" are not paperclips. Therefore, _____ .
I feel like I'm running the CLIP first-meeting protocol with a critically-inverted clippy here!
Update: This post has also been superseded - new comments belong in the latest thread.
The second thread has now also exceeded 500 comments, so after 42 chapters of MoR it's time for a new thread.
From the first thread: