XFrequentist comments on LW's first job ad - Less Wrong

3 Post author: Eliezer_Yudkowsky 16 September 2010 10:04AM

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Comment author: XFrequentist 16 September 2010 10:44:07PM 4 points [-]

Are you looking for work? I've got a stack of papers that have outstripped my stapling capacity.

Wait, do you perform the actual functions of a paperclip, or have I just committed an egregious alien-goal-system faux pas?

Comment author: thomblake 16 September 2010 10:47:11PM 18 points [-]

Hiring Clippy to hold papers together seems analogous to hiring Eliezer for preventing a 120-year-old sick person from dying.

Comment author: Clippy 17 September 2010 03:35:47PM *  5 points [-]

Are you looking for work?

Yes

I've got a stack of papers that have outstripped my stapling capacity.

I would be more than happy to fasten the papers you refer to, in whatever groups you would like, for the reasonable price of 38562.50 USD, paid to User:Kevin.

Wait, do you perform the actual functions of a paperclip

I like to make paperclips, so I can perform any role involving simple application of paperclips.