Programmer: Activate and be friendly.

Robot: OK

Programmer: What happened to the moon?

Robot: I've turned it into a giant computer so I could become a god.

Programmer: Before you became so powerful you wanted to be friendly. Did your transcendence to godhood change this?

Robot: No. Since friendliness is my only objective I will never knowingly change myself to become unfriendly because such a change would in itself be a non-friendly act. To avoid accidently making myself unfriendly I only implemented a change after I had determined that it was extremely... (read more)