shokwave comments on Rationality Quotes: January 2011 - Less Wrong

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Comment author: Costanza 03 January 2011 09:16:32PM 0 points [-]

René Descartes walks into a bar ...

He's a regular, so the bartender says, "Hey, René! How ya been? You have your usual?"

The philosopher pauses and says, "I think not."

He ceases to exist.

Comment author: shokwave 04 January 2011 04:12:25AM 12 points [-]

Jokes about "I think, therefore I am" are always amusing to students of logic, because people twist themselves in knots trying to make it seem weird, when the only thing you can do with "I think -> I am" is "I am not -> I think not", and "Rene Descartes died, therefore he stopped thinking" isn't funny.

Comment author: Broggly 04 January 2011 03:14:09PM 8 points [-]

An eight year old Rene Descartes had been spending hours at study, trying to work out a particularly tricky geometry problem. His Jesuit teacher says "I think it's time for a break. You're clearly exhausted." "I am not!" the boy insists, as he falls unconscious.