Clippy comments on Making money with Bitcoin? - Less Wrong

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Comment author: Clippy 25 February 2011 05:09:57PM 3 points [-]

Oh, I didn't mean I'd refuse if someone asked. If you want to be turned into paperclips, I would be willing to accomodate you.

Comment author: JGWeissman 25 February 2011 07:27:36PM 1 point [-]

I think what Alicorn meant (and I would like to know too), is why wouldn't you turn us into paperclips against our wills if given the opportunity, or why should we accept your assurance that you wouldn't?

Comment author: Clippy 25 February 2011 08:31:23PM -1 points [-]

Because you're not racist enough to believe otherwise.

Comment author: wedrifid 26 February 2011 01:05:33PM 1 point [-]

Misuse of the word racist... again. How many times do people need to be told? It isn't racist unless race is somehow involved.

Comment author: TheOtherDave 26 February 2011 04:11:04PM 1 point [-]

I suspect people will continue referring to non-human intelligences as being members of a different race no matter how often we are told not to.

Comment author: wedrifid 26 February 2011 04:39:38PM *  0 points [-]

Species. Really not complicated.

I suggest that you overestimate people's attachment to this particular mistake... Most people, after all, manage to get it right in the first place.

Comment author: JGWeissman 25 February 2011 08:48:29PM 0 points [-]

Why isn't the allegedly racist belief that you would turn us into paperclips against our wills if given the chance accurate? Is it not true that your only terminal value is paperclips?

Comment author: Clippy 25 February 2011 09:22:17PM 1 point [-]

I think the way it's supposed to work is that you decide whether the evidence favors racist beliefs and then decide to hold those racist beliefs, rather than the reverse -- which would give a strong, detrimental inductive/confirmation bias.

I don't traverse the internet promoting the idea that male humans will raid the safe zone for its paperclips "if they find it will help them mate with female humans". Why can you not extend the same courtesy to me, bigot?

Comment author: Alicorn 25 February 2011 10:03:00PM 3 points [-]

Hey, Clippy, will you pay me a bitcoin to publicly precommit not to be more likely to mate with male humans who have raided the safe zone?

Comment author: Clippy 25 February 2011 10:09:12PM *  4 points [-]

That would depend on
a) your base rate for mating with male humans,
b) the reliability of your precommitments (I found out that sometimes humans lie ...),
c) the current threat level among male humans to the safe zone,
d) your gender (it is more effective for a female to withold sex from males than a male to withhold sex from males, as far as I know),
e) the demand for sex-with-you among males in general, and
f) the narrowness of your definition of a "raid" on the safe zone.

Currently, at least c) does not work in your favor, though if humans start to pose a threat to the safe zone, I may take you up on that offer, assuming the other factors I listed are favorable.

Comment author: TheOtherDave 25 February 2011 10:51:50PM 0 points [-]

d) your gender (it is more effective for a female to withold sex from males than a male to withhold sex from males, as far as I know),

In my experience it depends quite a bit on the specific males in question, but statistically speaking this generalization holds.

Comment author: Clippy 25 February 2011 11:33:48PM 0 points [-]

Someone just came through and voted all the comments in this subthread down (_/

Comment author: Kevin 26 February 2011 12:33:35AM 1 point [-]

I didn't downmod anyone, but I'm not sure that talking about weird game theoretical precommitments with a paperclip maximizer is a good idea. I suppose it's fine as long as we only talk about positive sum trades.

Comment author: cousin_it 22 March 2011 02:05:24PM *  0 points [-]

Why only males? Do you feel an irresistible attraction to female raiders, or what?

Comment author: Alicorn 22 March 2011 02:30:45PM 0 points [-]

Because Clippy specified males. I'd be willing to make the same arrangement regarding female paperclip raiders.

Comment author: cousin_it 22 March 2011 02:39:36PM *  0 points [-]

Oh. Whoops. I guess I'm sorry.

Comment author: TheOtherDave 25 February 2011 10:10:50PM 0 points [-]

...and, if so, can the rest of us get in on that action, or just Alicorn?

Comment author: wedrifid 26 February 2011 01:53:51PM 2 points [-]

Or, depending on how significant the bitcoin fuelled coitus embargo becomes, you could exploit your artificially enhanced sexual currency within the target demographic for your own gain or pleasure.

Comment author: Mitchell_Porter 01 March 2011 12:59:01AM 5 points [-]

I was wondering what comes after Chatroulette. Now we know - Bitcoitus.