Rune comments on Eliezer Yudkowsky Facts - Less Wrong

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Comment author: Rune 22 March 2009 10:34:39PM 5 points [-]
  • Eliezer Yudkowsky can isolate magnetic monopoles; he gives them to small orphan children as birthday presents.
  • Eliezer Yudkowsky once challenged God to a contest to see who knew the most about physics. Eliezer Yudkowsky won and disproved God.
  • Eliezer Yudkowsky once checkmated Kasparov in seven moves — while playing Monopoly.
  • At the age of eight, Eliezer Yudkowsky built a fully functional AGI out of LEGO.
  • Eliezer Yudkowsky never includes error estimates in his experimental write ups: his results are always exact by definition.
  • When foxes have a good idea they say it is "as cunning as Eliezer Yudkowsky".
  • Apple pays Eliezer Yudkowsky 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
  • Eliezer Yudkowsky can kill two stones with one bird.
  • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Eliezer Yudkowsky.
  • Eliezer Yudkowsky can derive the Axiom of Choice from ZF Set Theory.
Comment author: bogdanb 11 January 2013 09:08:09AM 12 points [-]

At the age of eight, Eliezer Yudkowsky built a fully functional AGI out of LEGO. It's still fooming, just very, very slowly.

Comment author: PhilGoetz 23 March 2009 03:33:25AM 15 points [-]

These are funny. But some are from a website about Chuck Norris! Don't incite Chuck's wrath against Eliezer.

If Chuck Norris and Eliezer ever got into a fight in just one world, it would destroy all possible worlds. Fortunately there are no possible worlds in which Eliezer lets this happen.

Comment author: Yvain 23 March 2009 10:43:10AM 51 points [-]

All problems can be solved with Bayesian logic and expected utility. "Bayesian logic" and "expected utility" are the names of Eliezer Yudkowsky's fists.

Comment author: PaulWright 23 March 2009 02:00:14AM 6 points [-]

Eliezer Yudkowsky can isolate magnetic monopoles

Nah, that's Dave Green. You'd better hope Dr Green doesn't find out...

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