PaulWright comments on Eliezer Yudkowsky Facts - Less Wrong

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Comment author: Rune 22 March 2009 10:34:39PM 5 points [-]

Eliezer Yudkowsky can isolate magnetic monopoles; he gives them to small orphan children as birthday presents.
Eliezer Yudkowsky once challenged God to a contest to see who knew the most about physics. Eliezer Yudkowsky won and disproved God.
Eliezer Yudkowsky once checkmated Kasparov in seven moves — while playing Monopoly.
At the age of eight, Eliezer Yudkowsky built a fully functional AGI out of LEGO.
Eliezer Yudkowsky never includes error estimates in his experimental write ups: his results are always exact by definition.
When foxes have a good idea they say it is "as cunning as Eliezer Yudkowsky".
Apple pays Eliezer Yudkowsky 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Eliezer Yudkowsky can kill two stones with one bird.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Eliezer Yudkowsky.
Eliezer Yudkowsky can derive the Axiom of Choice from ZF Set Theory.

Comment author: PaulWright 23 March 2009 02:00:14AM 6 points [-]

Eliezer Yudkowsky can isolate magnetic monopoles

Nah, that's Dave Green. You'd better hope Dr Green doesn't find out...