I'll save my defense of these answers for my next post, but here are my answers:

1. Both of them.
2. Yes. The way I understand these words, this is a tautology.
3. No. Actually, hell no.
4. N/A
5. Yes; a. I'm not quite sure how to make sense of "probability" here, but something strictly between 0 and 1; b. Yes.
6. Negligibly larger than 0.
7. 1, tautologically.
8. For the purposes of this discussion, "No". In an unrelated discussion about epistemology, "No, with caveats."
9. This question is nonsense.
10. No.
11. If I answered "yes" to this, it would imply that I did not think question 11 was nonsense, leading to contradiction.