It's my real name, but since I chose it when I got my name changed you're still not wrong.

I do mostly cook the food I eat from scratch, as long as you can accept 'bought the meat and cheese from a grocery store instead of killing or milking the animal personally' as from scratch. Mostly this isn't because I'm that incredibly picky, but instead because for me time is abundant and money is scarce. (I am picky, but I'm not really anti-preservative.)

Edit - please disregard this post