To the common soldier, the strategy of a general may seem obscure. But to the general himself, his way is as clear as if he were marching his army down a broad, straight highway.
Source unknown. I'm sure I read this in some ancient military writing, but I've never been able to find it again.
Sounds suspiciously like something a general would say even if it was untrue
It looks like, this month, I get to be the one to start the quotes thread.