This is wonderful.
Although it doesn't fit, for some reason this reminds me of Robin Hanson's cognitive tactic of collecting a set of stylized facts (this certainly seems like a useful one) about a field and then trying to come up with simple models which fit those stylized facts.
Perhaps what these have in common is that they both focus on eliminating lots of wrong models from a big pool rather than trying to choose the best model between a small pool (which is what most statistical techniques focus on).
Edit: I think their similarity has more to do with that they both use high level facts to eliminate and suggest classes of models.
I recently recalled, apropos of the intermittent fasting/caloric restriction discussion, a very good blog post on mortality curves and models of aging:
gravityandlevity then discusses some simple models of aging and the statistical characters they have which do not match Gompertz's law:
What models do yield a Gompertz curve? gravityandlevity describes a simple 'cops and robbers' model (which I like to think of as 'antibodies and cancers'):
This offers food for thought about various anti-aging strategies. For example, given the superexponential growth in mortality, if we had a magic medical treatment that could cut your mortality risk in half but didn't affect the growth of said risk, then that would buy you very little late in life, but might extend life by decades if administered at a very young age.