There is a level of self selection taking place as the behaviours and characteristics generally held by practicing Mormons (Altruism, family/community focused behaviour, and the self control necessary to abstain from coffee, alcohol, sex.) are inversely correlated with those of 'Total jerks' (aggression, self centered behaviour and poor impulse control). So one would expect a low overlap between those two groups.
Mormons are allowed to have chocolate.
http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/Home_Page.html
Providing assurance that pets will be provided for in the event of Rapture.
Having thought it over, I'm OK with the ethics of this service.