The objective is to go from "__ sucked/was awesome" to "__ caused me to have internal experiences A, B, C, H, and R. Did you have different experiences? If so, why?"

This article caused me to have internal experiences of "oh jesus", "what is he thinking", and "how can people claim lesswrong isn't autistic with a straight face?"

Here are some factors that may have contributed to these experiences: I ate a slice of cheese pizza today, I want to signal my superiority in the domain of art criticism, and the way you write (and apparently talk) makes me want to bang my head against the wall.