What's strange about being a fashion relativist, then? (Well, not a complete relativist - accepting there are objectively ugly ways to dress, but anything beyond that is culture-dependent or arbitrary.)
Note that the flavor of objective morals I'm referring to is not "There's a magic stone tablet in the fabric of the universe, which humans can't access (so if an AI finds it and it says 'Kill all humans' then I want the AI to do so).", more like "Considerations (that move me to accept considerations (that move me to accept considerations (...))) that move me, in a chain of changing my values according my meta-values, not by external accident".
I just thought that if you took some of the posts here, and did a find-replace on "moral" to "fashionable", they might make just as much sense.
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Note that the flavor of objective [fashion] I'm referring to is not "There's a magic stone tablet in the fabric of the universe, which humans can't access (so if an AI finds it and it says '[Wear] all humans' then I want the AI to do so).", more like "Considerations (that move me to accept considerations (that move me to accept considerations (...))) that move me, in a chain of changing my [wardrobe] according my meta-[aesthetics], not by external accident".
Yesterday I attended a meetup where the discussion turned to fashion for a time (because apparently the mini-camp participants were given some instructions on fashion as a useful part of instrumental rationality). (Unfortunately none of us knew much about the topic so the discussion turned into "how can we find an expert to advise us for minimal cost?") It was mentioned that dressing "badly" can be a useful signalling device, and some examples were given. Here's an attempt at a more complete list of possible signals one might be sending by dressing "badly".
The idea here is, if you do decide to start dressing "well", know what you're giving up first. (Of course you're also giving up possibly implying that nobody taught you how to dress and you're not sufficiently strategic to have thought of learning it yourself. Or implying that you don't have the mental, financial, and/or social resources to keep up with fashion. A lot of signaling depends on what your audience already knows about you, or can infer from your other signals.) See also Yvain's related post, Why Real Men Wear Pink and comments there.