*The other day, when hanging out with some people, I poured myself a glass of water, walked over to one of the females, dipped her hair in it, drank the water and shuddered—as if the remnant taste of her hair was ecstatic. Of course, she was creeped out. Of course, everyone else thought it was hilarious. I acted as if it's normal.

I can't decide what would be the most 'hilarious' reaction. Seeing her kick you as hard as she could in the balls in self defense or her having you charged with sexual assault.