For a complete list of examples of officially approved pseudo non conformity, see "Stuff White People Like"

Vegetarianism, or the pious pretense of vegetarianism, is pretty high on the list.

Deep fry pork belly in smoking hot pig fat till light brown, then gently simmer on a slow heat. It will cure most people's foodie affectations. The slow simmer will produce some nice meat juices, which you should add to the roast potatoes.