Are you seriously worried about people accidentally clicking the link and reading it or something?
I was casually worried (har har) about that, and I figured the cost of making the wrong decision was low. I guess I went ahead and made the wrong decision.
In Sherlock Holmes fiction, we see that Holmes is capable of making correct inferences using insufficient information and long, tenuous chains of reasoning. I'm curious what would happen if we tried to apply this in real life. Here's a riddle containing insufficient information to come to the right answer with any certainty; will our Holmesian reasoning attempts be anything close to the "correct" answer, or will it be totally off?
Use your meta-riddle awareness: this isn't just a random event, but the sort of event that I would make into a riddle.
Here's the answer I had in mind, rot13'd.