The showing of how awesome you are thing might not work as well as you expect. Although you are indeed awesome and good for doing this and for posting it, and I am not ashamed of my initial reaction, the first split-second gut reaction to reading the title was not the admiration you deserve but instead a primitive envy-like feeling associated with the concept of bragging later followed by more specific association of a hunter in a hunter gatherer not being allowed to take credit for an impressive kill.

... I think making that introspection dump broke my grammar somehow.