What about the part where you ignored the things you were asking for, and kept pressing on slightly-modified issues?

Different topic. I'm being called a troll because Luke made implausible excuses, I'm calling him on it, he's digging himself deeper, and yet people are voting him up instead of me. (And this wasn't his first implausible one: remember the "we don't have time"/"we can't give that out" flip-flop?)

In any case, I'm not "pressing on slightly-modified issues", nor ignoring anything (unless someone else replied as I would have). I listed my criteria way back when; that's not answered, and there's every reason to believe they have that information.

Silas, frankly, this could have been executed much more diplomatically.

Sure, if the voting pattern is to be believed, I should just make up implausible stories, and then call people trolls if they ever call me on it. What exactly should I have done differently? Write out what my comments should have looked like.