Captains of football teams and cheerleaders as the primaries. The rest of us, gazing adoringly upon them while we wait for our turn on Tuesday night.

I would expect a lot of people to realize they don't want to stay with the football player or cheerleader for very long. But in any case, you have to compare the result to what we have now:

More females had done the various acts, from the breaststroke on, than males had. (With one exception: having an orgasm from oral-genital stimulation was a tie.) The guys this age who got into the game got in at the same age, for each event, as the gals did. But a lot of the fellows were still standing on the sidelines, as they were at those seventh grade parties. Barely half of the men had experienced intercourse by the time of this survey compared with 73 percent of the gals.