Sheesh, the internet holds memories like an embarrassing aunt.
Choose one of the following:
a) the memories are like an embarrassing aunt.
b) the internet's memory is like that of an embarrassing aunt.
c) the internet holds memories like it holds an embarrassing aunt.
Giving the internet the ability to hold my embarrassing aunt the way it currently holds memories might make family reunions a lot more pleasant. Conversely, it might make the rest of my life significantly less so.
Below is a timeline of major Eliezer Yudkowsky publications. Note that, to my knowledge, everything on AI before 2006 is now obsolete. That's the nature of a quickly-moving field!