To counter a spiteful and inimical jumble of appeals to fictional evidence, I must become a spiteful and inimical jumble of appeals to fictional evidence...you have clearly succumbed to irrational mind-killer charged-term-that-I-don't-understand-but-use-because-it-sounds-good fear, just like in Lord of the Rings when...wait, what's this?

My arm...it...it's translucent, just like in Back to the Future...I am turning insubstantial by becoming fictional evidence...nooooooooo!!!!!!