Liver stealer. Handicapped-space parker. Charity non-donor.
I like Bill Gates better.
When Steve Jobs was "friends" with Steve Wozniak, he accepted a contract for some computer engineering work for $2000, then payed Woz $500 to do the work and never told him he was pocketing $1500.
First, Darwin describes Jobs's (far mode) stance towards death:
But these are Jobs's actual (near mode) actions regarding his own death:
The conclusion: