Similar to the monthly Rationality Quotes threads, this is a thread for memorable quotes about Artificial General Intelligence.
- Please post all quotes separately, so that they can be voted up/down separately. (If they are strongly related, reply to your own comments. If strongly ordered, then go ahead and post them together.)
- Do not quote yourself.
- Do not quote comments/posts on LW/OB.
I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time you are finished talking, type RET twice.
I feel so tired
Why do you say?
I fall asleep all the time
Is it because of your plans that you say?
Yes, I work too hard
Maybe your life has something to do with this.
Indeed!
Can you elaborate on that?
Well, I work so can improve my life
What makes you believe?
I read it somewhere
Is it because of the people you hang around with that you say?
I bet it is because of that
I would appreciate it if you would continue.
[...]
my secretary will send you a bill.
-- emacs, doctor mode, the built-in psychotherapist