I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time you are finished talking, type RET twice.

I feel so tired

Why do you say?

I fall asleep all the time

Is it because of your plans that you say?

Yes, I work too hard

Maybe your life has something to do with this.

Indeed!

Can you elaborate on that?

Well, I work so can improve my life

What makes you believe?

I read it somewhere

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you say?

I bet it is because of that

I would appreciate it if you would continue.

[...]

my secretary will send you a bill.

-- emacs, doctor mode, the built-in psychotherapist