I think your criticism here is a bit shortsighted. Just look at the longer passage that I quoted in the OP. It directly deals with some ramifications if you hold that the collapse of the wavefunction is real, namely spooky action at a distance becomes an even worse problem. It's even harder to give an account for the physical quantum states separated by vast distance being more than just classically correlated. In the very next paragraph they mention that in interpretations in which no actual collapse has to happen, their result gives further credence to the idea that distinct quantum states are distinct physically real things.
It's as if you just want me personally to be wrong, because both the OP and the Leifer quote above deal with ramifications in the with-collapse cases vs. ramifications in the without-collapse cases. I don't see how you can say that choice to offer the quote means that I do not understand it. I also don't see how you can claim that Many Worlds is unrelated when the linked paper itself mentions ramifications for that case.
I didn't claim that this conclusively proves anything about collapse or ontological measurement, only that the ramifications do add something above and beyond Bell's theorem. And I stick by that.
Just look at the longer passage that I quoted in the OP. It directly deals with some ramifications if you hold that the collapse of the wavefunction is real, namely spooky action at a distance becomes an even worse problem.
There is more than one interpretation of the passage you quoted, and I think a more neutral interpretation is more likely. In the first paragraph they highlight interpretations with collapse, explore the implications for interpretations with collapse, and point out an unintuitive consequence: "This is especially mysterious when ...
From a recent paper that is getting non-trivial attention...
From my understanding, the result works by showing how, if a quantum state is determined only statistically by some true physical state of the universe, then it is possible for us to construct clever quantum measurements that put statistical probability on outcomes for which there is literally zero quantum amplitude, which is a contradiction of Born's rule. The assumptions required are very mild, and if this is confirmed in experiment it would give a lot of justification for a phyicalist / realist interpretation of the Many Worlds point of view.
More from the paper:
On a related note, in one of David Deutsch's original arguments for why Many Worlds was straightforwardly obvious from quantum theory, he mentions Shor's quantum factoring algorithm. Essentially he asks any opponent of Many Worlds to give a real account, not just a parochial calculational account, of why the algorithm works when it is using exponentially more resources than could possibly be classically available to it. The way he put it was: "where was the number factored?"
I was never convinced that regular quantum computation could really be used to convince someone of Many Worlds who did not already believe it, except possibly for bounded-error quantum computation where one must accept the fact that there are different worlds to find one's self in after the computation, namely some of the worlds where the computation had an error due to the algorithm itself (or else one must explain the measurement problem in some different way as per usual). But I think that in light of the paper mentioned above, Deutsch's "where was the number factored" argument may deserve more credence.
Added: Scott Aaronson discusses the paper here (the comments are also interesting).