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Every properly trained wizard has heard of Abraham, the idiot apprentice who recklessly enchanted a massive diamond instead of selling it to pay someone more skilled to fix his cursed noble friend. Haven't you destroyed the bloody thing by now?
Raven, from Dan Shive's webcomic El Goonish Shive.
Here's the new thread for posting quotes, with the usual rules: