(Responding to an old comment but ...)

Wow. Judging by these pictures, and these pictures alone ...

Nick Bostrom is serious business.
Ben Goertzel is leather with a side of JPEG compression.
Robin Hanson is plotting something fiendish.
(And the backdrop for Robin's picture says "school pictures day".)
Carl Shulman isn't working; he's at a party with girls.
David Chalmers is on his yacht, the wind romantically blowing his hair.
(And you could be there at his side ...)
J. Storrs Hall is a math professor.
Anna Salamon is a perpetual student.
Eliezer is trying to extrapolate your utility function from a careful examination of your microexpressions.